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Games News! 17/11/14

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By SU&SD on Nov. 17, 2014

Paul: Hello, viewers, and welcome to another edition of Games News! On this week's show, our contestants are Sven, Lucia and Juanita! Let's also welcome back Henry, who is returning from last week's show mostly intact. Wave your stumps, Henry!

All right, everyone, you know how the show goes. Let's get things started with the Quickfire Round! First question: What's the new game from Love Letter creator Seiji Kanai that we should be getting all amorous about?

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Review: Lords of Xidit

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By Paul Dean on Nov. 14, 2014

This week's review must be one of the most colourful games we've tried this year. It certainly has more purple wizards than anything else we've ever played.

The vibrant Lords of Xidit Lords of Xidit is a game of fantasy questing, of bard songs, of wizard towers and of programming your way in front of everyone else. Does that sound like a rather strange mix of ideas? Just wait until you see what Quinns and Paul come up with when they try to put their spin on things.

This review is presented with profound apologies to David Bowie.

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Podcast #23: The Christmas CarolCast

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By SU&SD on Nov. 13, 2014

You can now find our 23rd podcast on iTunes and live in our podcast section, and in it Paul and Quinns discuss board games past, present and future.

That sounds more hifalutin than it probably is. We begin by discussing the consenting tentacle sex of Consentacle, and how our next live podcast will be an excuse to review Cat on Yer Head. We fret about Prophecy, chat about Tammany Hall, ponder Istanbul and gossip about Warhammer 40,000: Conquest, a game of war, war and more war. And don't forget Shadows in the Woods! It almost slipped us by.

Post-podcast we played Iron & Ale, by the way, and had a fantastic time. There are just 6 days left on that Kickstarter, so look sharp!

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Games News! 10/11/14

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By Quintin Smith on Nov. 10, 2014

Quinns: Morning everybody! Our cover star today is Boom Bokken, which sounds and looks just lovely.

This is a hand management game with the theme of ninjas throwing a bomb back and forth where you're trying to play gentle cards to at your team mate ("play a card higher than this 4, Paul!") and hardball your opponents ("play a card lower than this 2, Brendan.").

Blue cards can also be played that intercept a card being played between to other players, and there are a few clutch "emergency stop" cards in the deck. Best of all, players who fail to play the card expected of them are blown up, leading to dramatic dodgeball-like finishes where the one member of your team still standing takes on a whole team of three. In other words, it's a game where every play could literally blow up in your face with plenty of room for heroism. Doesn't that sound like our kind of thing?

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Review: Chinatown

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By Quintin Smith on Nov. 7, 2014

Oh my goodness, you're looking sharp! Yes you, the one reading this! I don't suppose you came here looking to buy some kind of board game, did you?

Well it just so happens we've got one for you. It's called Chinatown, an absolute classic that just got reprinted. A classic, I tell you. A game all about the art of the deal set in 1960s New York. But you probably knew that already, didn't you? A savvy shopper like you.

You'll take two? Fantastic, fantastic. You've made the right choice. Who's next?

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Review: Fire in the Lake

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By Matt Thrower on Nov. 5, 2014

Thrower: Vietnam. Sex, drugs and terror lurking in the tropical night. If even half of what you read about it is true, then this was the war to end all wars: the war of America against itself. The Viet Cong were just along for the ride.

This was my generation's World War 2, the conflict from which 80's society forged martial myths of heroism. Yet, hard as it tried, pop culture couldn't quite scrub the filth away. Always there were undertones of dirty warfare, of eventual failure. It wasn't ideal hero material, but it was all we had. For me, that complexity made it all the more compelling.

Then I read Dispatches. This account of a journalist's experience in the conflict is the finest book on war I have ever read. As well as the history, there is an important lesson. Dispatches taught me that war can be both beautiful and terrible at the same time. That it was okay to hate war and love militaria. To be a pacifist and to play wargames. Reading it made a piece of distant history into a personal thing, a hot piece of literary shrapnel lodged close to my heart.

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Games News! 03/11/14

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By SU&SD on Nov. 3, 2014

Quinns: A lot of people come up to me and ask "Quinns, what's the secret? How do you always have amazing stories for the Games News?" And I swing my Armani shoes up onto the desk, light a cigar, and I tell 'em "Well, I start by checking blogs. Basically you... you check some blogs. Is that coffee ready yet?"

Our cover game (seen above) is the absolutely beautiful The Ancient World, which might reach shops just before Christmas. Remember 8 Minute Empire, that lovely little area control game we reviewed? The Ancient World is designer Ryan Laukat's next game. It tasks you with developing a pretty little civilisation, while finding time to slay the terrible titans striding the earth.

Dare you to take one look at what a completed city looks like and not be 100% sold on this game.

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Review: Zombie 15'

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By SU&SD on Oct. 31, 2014

Roll over, Zombie Dice. Zombicide? It's history. Zombie 15' is our game for Halloween in 2014! A real-time, co-operative 15 minute game of 15 year-olds fighting their way past restless dead across 15 missions.

The question isn't whether Paul and Quinns like it. It's whether they can succeed at reviewing it in a single 15 minute take. Enjoy, everybody!