It's come to this. After a phenomenally successful first year, in which the British press described us as "the sound of the summer" and "London's two most eligible bachelors", team SU&SD are now cold, alone, and reviewing a board game about trains. It's called Trains. This is us at our lowest, surely.

On frosty Autumn nights like these, we're glad for the company of the SU&SD supercomputer. She's our one true friend. ...Right?